Johnny Wraith Stories

Tonight was a most therapeutic night for me. I got drunk on wine and started surfing the Internet. I looked up one old girlfriend after the next (or the names of their current husbands) with various tax assessors and county clerks. These days, almost all of my old girlfriends are living in million dollar houses. Likely they are trophy wives. Soccer moms. All that. I sit back and reminisce about them, relive the memories, laugh out loud, and feel worthy. While in poverty, I fucked them all, before their rich husbands married them and took them in.

I am the victor!