A New Dawn
by Ronald Matthew Kelly
Copyright 2007
buzz buzz buzz
"What the Hell is that noise," I think to myself.
"Is there a fly trapped here in my bedroom?"
That's all I need! Here I am, trying to recover from a night of drunken debauchery, and a fly is trying to keep me from sleeping. I hate him. I hate him, his mother, his father, and all of his little fly brothers and sisters.
buzz buzz buzz
"Persistent little bastard, aren't you!," I call out to my flying bedside companion. "Why don't you settle down somewhere, relax, and catch a little shut-eye yourself? I'm trying to sleep here!"
My entreaty is to no avail. I still hear him, or possibly her, flying around the room.
buzz buzz buzz
I try to ignore the noise, but it is no use. I can't seem to shut out the noise. I cover my head with my pillow, but it doesn't work. If anything, the noise seems to get louder.
Buzz Buzz Buzz
Try as I might, I cannot ignore the noise, and return to the land of dream-time slumber. The noise becomes louder still.
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
With murder in my heart, I fling my pillow away. I have a plan. I'm going to hunt down that little flying bastard, and end his life prematurely, allowing me to return to the sleep I so desperately need!
I'd rather live and let live, but the fly won't let me sleep! And I so desperately need my sleep! I have to be up in a few hours, to go to work, to earn my daily bread, bread I so desperately need to fund the lifestyle to which I have become accustomed: drunkenness, degeneracy, and debauchery.
In the company of my faithful friend and blood brother, Johnny Wraith, I have elevated drunkenness, degeneracy and debauchery to high art. But I must have sleep, so that I may be regenerated, to enable me to further partake of the of the excesses of life. I must stop the fly from interfering with my sleep! He is interfering with the natural order of my life, and for this he must pay!
Flinging the covers from my body, I hurl myself out of my bed. Standing in my darkened bedroom, I begin to rant at the fly.
"I'll kill you, you lousy sonuvabitch! Where are you? Don't hide from me, it will only prolong your agony when I finally catch you!"
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
"It's your choice," I scream, enraged by the fly's lack of respect for my person.
"Give yourself up peacefully, and I will make your death easy and painless! Continue to hide yourself from me, and I promise a slow, agonizing death, starting with the removal of your wings, and ending with you begging for mercy, longing for the instant death of my thumb crushing you. Which will be denied you! Once the torture begins, there will be no turning back, no mercy! Only endless pain and sorrow! It's your choice!"
"Reveal yourself, fly! Be a man, and take your just punishment!"
I take no notice of the absurdity of telling a fly to take his punishment like a man.
The noise continues.
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
"Right!," I calmly say, "So that's the way you want it."
I turn slowly towards the source of the noise. I do not want the fly evading me at the last minute.
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
Through my peripheral vision, I begin to see the area that where my ears tell me the fly must be. I continue to turn towards the source of the noise.
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
A blinking light captures my attention. Continuing my turn, the blinking light begins to resolve itself into an coherent image. The noise continues.
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
Focusing my eyes, the image leaps into clarity.
This is what I see:
"6:03 AM" (blink)
This is what I hear:
"BUZZ"
The image, and noise, continue to repeat themselves, completely synchronized:
6:03 AM (blink) BUZZ 6:03 AM (blink) BUZZ 6:03 AM (blink) BUZZ
Then a change in the image:
6:04 AM (blink) BUZZ 6:04 AM (blink) BUZZ 6:04 AM (blink) BUZZ
Slowly, I become aware of the fact that I am looking at, and listening to, the alarm clock at on the table at the side of my bed.
6:04 AM (blink) BUZZ 6:04 AM (blink) BUZZ 6:04 AM (blink) BUZZ 6:04 AM (blink) BUZZ
Apologizing for my mistake to all flies everywhere, I reach over, and turn off the alarm.
The noise abates. My bedroom is eerily quite. I sit back down on the bed. I resist the urge to lie back down, and go back to sleep. This I cannot do. I must prepare myself for work. I have to go to work. It is the natural order of things.
Head pounding, I rest my chin on my hands, staring balefully at the clock.
6:04 AM. 6:05 AM. 6:06 AM...
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
My eyes fly opened, startled. The snooze time elapsed, the alarm clock had begun to scream at me anew.
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
I reach over to shut the alarm off completely. Standing up, I stagger to the bathroom to completely my morning rituals.
A new day had dawned.
"Shit," I exclaimed aloud.
The last one had barely ended!
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