Johnny Wraith Stories

So, what must we do before our flesh decays and our bones are whitewashed? What will you do?

Johnny,

I'm gonna masturbate like a zoo monkey on crack.

Ronald

Ronald,

Now that's making use of the flesh while you've got it! You may have solved the riddle man. Could this action be your way of mocking Arthur Schoppenhaur?

Johnny

Ronald,

By the way, thanks for adding enthusiasm, lightness of being, and laughter to this site. Most writing/literature focused sites are just too rigid to allow for writers to be free with the pen, or truly creative, even with the forum banter. Here at JW, as long as we don't hurt one-another we should always be praised for just letting go and being ourselves. After all, our skulls will be going up on the wall in a very short time. Thanks for being just as you are and sharing both your stories and thoughts.

Johnny

Dear Johnny,

No problem, man! Cheers!

Ronald

Johnny,

By the way, I DO want to masturbate like a zoo monkey on crack. But I'm all out of crack. Could you go to the zoo and steal some from the monkeys?

I'd be ever so grateful.

Ronald