Johnny Wraith Stories

Johnny,

I love the new trucker hat. Maybe Santa will throw one down the chimney for me.

So when do the T-shirts, Sweats and Hoodies become available? I'm sure everyone will want one.

How about something like, "I posted a story at 'Johnny Wraith Stories' and all I got was this damn T-shirt!" An instant classic, I'm sure.

Or maybe even a cooperative effort like, "I saw Johnny and Ronald at the Heart Attack Grill, and those bastards wouldn't even give me a cigarette!"

And how about a private label wine, Chateau Johnny Wraith. I know you like a good cabernet savignon. But like the man said, "We ain't drinking no fuckin' merlot!"

Just wondering...

Ronald